Ideas for a Better Planet
• SUV's are now considered buses; people driving them must pull over to bus stops and give others a ride.
• All assault weapons are hereby banned; the waiting permit for a handgun is now a lifetime.
• All standardized testing, including SAT's, will no longer be used in schools. Instead, students will be graded on critical thinking and innovative ideas.
• The tax on junk food should be 100% with the proceeds funding universal health care.
• If the company you work for doesn't pay you enough to live, it must supply you with free housing to make up for it.