Report: Suspect to be charged in girls' murders
Father of one girl said to be with police, had been in jail

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The bodies of Krystal Tobias, 9, and Laura Hobbs, 8, were found Monday morning in a park in Zion, Ill.
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• Missing girls murderedMay 10: Two missing second-grade girls were found dead Monday in Zion, Ill., both stabbed multiple times. NBC's Mark Potter reports.
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Updated: 2:44 p.m. ET May 10, 2005
ZION, Ill. - An individual will be charged Tuesday in connection with the stabbing deaths of two girls from this town outside Chicago, police sources told the Chicago Tribune on Tuesday.
The newspaper did not elaborate. Police had earlier said they had no leads in the deaths of the second-graders, who were left to die off a bicycle path in a park.
The bodies of 8-year-old Laura Hobbs and 9-year-old Krystal Tobias, described as best friends who were always together, were discovered Monday around 6 a.m. local time by Hobbs' father and grandfather.
The grandfather, Arthur Hollabaugh, says he had searched through the night for his missing granddaughter when he spotted something in bushes part way down a ravine: a child’s bicycle.
Minutes later, he said Tuesday, his son-in-law, Jerry Hobbs, was screaming that he had found the bodies of the girls, who disappeared together on a Mother’s Day bike ride.
“I went and I seen them from a distance,” Hollabaugh, 51, told The Associated Press. “It was clear they were laying there.”
Police weren’t commenting on the case Tuesday morning, but Hollabaugh said investigators were questioning his son-in-law, Jerry Hobbs, and had also talked to Laura’s siblings about Hobbs.
Dad had been in prisonHollabaugh said Hobbs had just returned to the area about a month earlier to reunite with Laura’s mother after serving time in a Texas prison.
“Jerry just got out of prison for aggravated assault and I think they’re holding that against him,” Hollabaugh said. “I don’t think he did it.”
Hobbs could not be reached for comment Tuesday; Hollabaugh said he was still with the police.
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• Officials discuss caseMay 10: Constance Collins, the Zion Elementary School District superintendent, and Dr. Richard Keller, the Lake County coroner, discuss the murders in Zion, Ill., with "Today" host Katie Couric.
Today showPolice searched the family home and Hollabaugh said they took measurements of his shoe soles. “They went through our stuff, took clothes,” he said, adding that they took the computer to see if the girl had been on any Internet chat rooms.
The parents of one of the girls had reported her missing about 8:50 p.m. Sunday, about two hours after she was expected home, Deputy Police Chief Clyde Watkins said Monday. The parents of the other girl called shortly afterward, and authorities with rescue dogs began searching that night.
Police visited the Hobbs’ home and took clothing worn by family members Sunday, the day the girls disappeared, Sheila Hollabaugh, the girl’s mother, told the Chicago Tribune in Tuesday’s editions.
No sexual assaultThe local coroner, Richard Keller, told reporters that "we have found no evidence of sexual assault.”
“The time of death was sometime during the night or early morning, but it may have been earlier than that, it's hard to say.” Keller mentioned that a light rain had fallen Sunday night, and said there were cool temperatures in the area overnight.
Keller told NBC's "Today" show on Tuesday that the girls were found fully clothed and that most of the stab wounds were to the neck.
Zion Police Chief Doug Malcolm said Monday that there were no leads on suspects yet. “It's a broad investigation; we're going everywhere,” he said. “There’s a lot of conjecture and a lot of rumors. ... There's no solid leads we're focusing in on. We have evidence technicians — the best in the business, I might add. No stone will be unturned.”
No weapons were recovered, though the girl's bicycles were found near the scene.
The park features a paved bike path, a ravine and trails made by mountain bikes.
Park called dangerousLaura Unrein, who lives near the park, said it was well known by parents as a place for children to avoid.
“There have been incidents of kids beating up people and taking their wallets and park rangers have had to shoo people out of there for hunting illegally,” she said, adding that it’s also a popular hangout for teens to drink.
“Our children are told not to be down in that area,” she said. “My husband and I don’t go down there anymore because you hear the stories.”
Unrein added that she knew the best friends well. “When one left, the other left. They were always together.”
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NOT SUCH FUN FACTS!!!

The hole in the ozone layer is over 11 million square miles long
Ever minute a baby in the U.S. is born without health Insurance
A person under the age of 25 dies from HIV every day.
80 percent of the nation's property is owned by 10 percent of the population.
5 percent of the world's population lives in the U.S. but we produce 50 percent of the world's waste.
9 square miles of rural land is turned over to development every day
U.S.oil companies' profits have gone up 146 percent during this supposed 'energy crisis.
1 in 3 U.S. children is poor at some point in their childhood.
1 in 139 U.S. children dies before their first birthday
The 10 most highly paid CEO's earn an average of $154 million a year versus $3.5 million in 1981

Forget about the Bill of Rights - we the People have been sold a Bill of Goods!
The government and the media have been trying to scare us out of our wits for years – and guess what? It's working! We're duct-taping our windows, running off to war, assuming that fear and violence is the de facto state of the world. But it doesn't have to be that way.
I swear, if I have to listen to another politician say that our country's greatest natural resource is our children, I'm going to PUKE. 'Leave no child behind'? Has anyone taken that lame political jingle and compared it to the statistics on education, child poverty, and gun violence? Hel-lo?
If you listen to politicians' words, kids are important; if you pay attention to their(ACTIONS, we) 're not. Why can't they just admit the only resource they're concerned with is the amount of money our corporations rake in or our never-ending quest for world domination? I wish they'd just SAY it so we can finally stop hoping they're going to DO something about it.
Better yet – what are YOU, yeah YOU - doing about it? Are you going to peace marches? Calling your Congressperson and Senator? Are you working for campaign finance reform so we can stop this nonsense from the ground up?
You want things to be different – YOU make them different.
You want things to be better – YOU make them better.
I certainly don't have all the answers but here are some things I'd do if I could get elected:
• Not one soldier goes to war unless every Senator and Congressperson sends a family member to the front lines first.
• For every sky-is-falling, world-is-going-to-end story on the news, the next story must be life-affirming and positive. Balance reporting to keep us balanced.
• For every dollar spent on punishing criminals, another dollar will be spent on preventing crime with youth programs, education, and training.
Vote for me, vote for somebody else, but just vote!

Back in 1773, the British India Tea Company complained that they were suffering economic hardship so the British government passed the Tea Act of 1773, letting them off the hook for paying taxes. The colonists of New England were furious that the government had given the company unfair advantage over smaller and local competitors. So the boycotted, eventually staging the historic Boston Tea Party on this very spot, an act that demonstrated they were tired of a governmentthat favored big business over its own citizens. I say that the situation we citizens face today isn't much different than what our ancestors faced in our country's infancy. In fact, it's much worse.
Do you know that 83% of the government's income comes from people like you and me and only 17% is from corporations? It used to be a 50/50 split. Why so unfair to the average citizen now? Because you and I don't have lobbyists fighting for our rights in Washington the way corporations do. Our politicians have taken so much money from big business for their campaign war chests that they have to listen to their concerns. They'll pay you and I lots of lip service that they care about our needs, but until we fork over the same kind of cash as the corporations do, we're out of luck. As it is now, we go to our jobs every day so we can donate money to bail out the airlines, the banks, and the utilities. Our ancestors at the Tea Party rebelled over a whole lot less than that.
The Boston Tea Party was famous for another reason too – it was one of the earliest efforts where women in this country organized to change public policy. I'm happy to say my running mate, Beth Coleman, embodies the spirit of these brave and resourceful women. I invite all women and men, boys and girls, to work with us in affecting positive change again today. Those colonists went down in history for standing up against a government that valued corporations more than its own people; work with us now to stand up to this corporate-loving government again.

heres all my movies!

Lolita,Empire Records,Pumpkin,girl,Prozac Nation, 1oo Girls,American History X, Smokers,donnie darko,Jury Duty,the goonies,ninga turle movies,Girl Boys don't cry,Pulp Fiction,Natural Born killers,Requiem for a Dream,In the Army Now,A Clockwork Orange,One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,Less Than Zero,Beetle Juice, Heathers,GHost World,Son in Law,welcome to the Doll House,Dazed and Confused,The Virgin Suicides,American Beauty,Porky's,wild things,25th Hour,Bio-Dome,Me, Myself & Irene,There's Something About Mary,Happy Gilmore,TheReplacements,Pauly Shore Is Dead,...ect

Men's Rules
These couldn't be more true..We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side. Ok - we now hear the guys' side These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and golf shots (scores).1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Check your oil! Please.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.1. I'm in shape. - ROUND is a shape.

Instructions
On a Sear's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."(Dang, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(And that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(But, it's "just" a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(Well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(And...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

The First Letter Of Your First Name
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity... What do you think? My sympathies to anyone whose name begins with N ;-)
[ A B C D F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ]
A
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.
B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You Require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
C
You are a very social individual. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before making love. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
D
You are totally marvelous! You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed together with your partner.
F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once comitted, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic.
G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually, that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually.
H
You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover.
I
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... Even worshipped. You Enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
J
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of Love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression including having 2 sexual partners at the same time. Brains and muscles turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the well. Only you see her/him. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
K
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move fullsteam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual at times, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open relationship.
L
You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies.
M
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
N
You are crap in bed. Nothing much to say about you. You can be a very boring and lead a very boring life.
O
You are very interested in sexual activities, yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy; a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal, the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not look good in bed, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding and rough playmate.
S
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along.
T
You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, often times all in your own head.
U
You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant gratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own.
V
You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Swing someone means psyching him/her out. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him/her tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be a participant.
W
You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing love games.
X
You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.
Y
You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate.
Z
For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like glue.

Everybody, Somebody, Nobody & Anybody
Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.So consequently, Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.

The English Language

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine.English muffins were not invented in England nor French fries in France.Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, two meese? Is cheese the plural of choose? One mouse, 2 mice. One louse, 2 lice. One house, 2 hice?If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?Why do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck or car and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?How can the weather be hot as heck one day and cold as heck another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on. You get in and out of a car, yet you get on and off a bus. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up an essay, I end it?English is a silly language ... it doesn't know if it is coming or going !!!

Did You Know...

It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a milli-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand, or even attempted to do so (apart from bones).
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. (Are you one of them???)

Creative Ways To Cope with Stress

Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you have other plans.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help.
Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.
Braid the hairs in each nostril.
Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
Pay your electric bill in pennies.
Drive to work in reverse.
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
Polish your car with earwax.

21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis


Indecision is the key to flexibility.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
Things are more like they are today than they have ever been before.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
One-seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

1. You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
2. In the process of courtship, the approach that would make you feel irresistable is patience, never give up on you.
3. The impression you would like to give to your lover is loyal, faithful, never change.
4. What you hate most in your partner is that the person is ruthless, cold-blooded, and/or ironic.
5. The kind of relationship you would like to build with your partner is that both of you can talk about everything and anything, no secret is kept.
6. You can never be stabilized; actually, you are not suitable for marriage and you don't want to make committment.
7. You are quite pessimistic, you don't think happy marriages exist anymore nowadays.
8. At this moment, you think of love as a committment for both parties.



Six and Seven, SO true!!!

Interpretations below:
Priorities in your life:
pride
family
money
love
career

II.You would describe your own personality as being protector
You would describe your partner's personality as being independent
You would describe your enemy's personality as being ugly
You interpret sex as being GOOD!!!
You would describe your own life as being fun
III.
A will never forget you.
You consider B as your real friend.
You really love yourself.
Your soul-mate is probably Z.
You will always remember E for the rest of your life.

Do this!!!

It's hysterical if you do it right! Get a blank whole sheet of paper,and draw a picture of a pig on it. Just a basic drawing, don't spendall day on it.

You must first draw the pig!

Now to the interesting stuff...
The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.If the pig is drawn:

Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.

Toward the middle, you are a realist. Toward the bottom, you arepessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates(birthdays, etc.).

Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strongsense of family, nor do you remember dates.

Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil'sadvocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care littlefor details and are a risk-taker.

With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are livingthrough a period of major change.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

If there are more than 4 legs, you are stupid.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The biggerthe better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!And again more is better!)

OK, did you draw a tail? ;-)

If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong.
Or if I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view.
Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly.
Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be.
I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you.
I may be your spouse, your parent, your offsping, your friend, or your colleague. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right -- for me. To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you embrace my ways as right for you, but that you are no longer irritated or disappointed with me for my seeming waywardness. And in understanding me you might come to prize my differences from you, and, far from seeking to change me, preserve and even nurture those differences.

Quiz results

Independent . . . Unconventional . . . Unfettered
You demand a free and unattached life for yourself that allows youto determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your workor leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you todo exactly the opposite of what expected of you.
Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You would never blindlyimitate what is "in"; on the contrary, you seek to live accordingto your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming againstthe tide.

Quiz results

You have selected hair.


You are an artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. You are lacking in dedication, but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best sex partner as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose Chest and Privates.

Quiz results

You have selected apple.


You are an extravagant, impulsive and outspoken person; often with a bit of a temper. While you may not be the best orangizer yourself, you make a good team leader; and are good at taking things forward. You can take quick action in most situations. You enjoy travel immensely. You ooze with charm when you are with your partner. You have an enthusiasm for life, unmatched by most.

Quiz results

You are TAZ.

You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how to have fun, you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing though,and are much in control of your own life. People don't always seethings your way, but that doesn't mean that you should do away withyour beliefs. Try to remember that your wild spirit can lead tohurting yourself and others.

The following is actually a psychological test.

The main character in the story is this girl. When she was at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy who was also there, but she did not know who he was. Well, This guy happened to fit her bill of her dream guy, so she fell in love with him at once; love at first sight etc... A few days later, the girl killed her own sister. When the cops asked her why she did that, she gave a very shocking answer...

Do you know what her motive for killing her sister is?
Think of the answer first.

Answer:
She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. She wanted to see him.


Please, if you answered this correctly, go to the cops and tell them to lock you up, ok?This was a test by famous American psychologists used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.In fact, a lot of arrested serial killers took part in this test and had answered it correctly.If you didn't answer correctly, good for you; If your friends hit the jackpot, please stay away from them; If you answered correctly, stay away from me.

You're a ferocious flirt.

You're in danger of crossing the line, flirting-wise. There's nothing wrong with showing romantic interest with a pointed glance, a soft touch or a toss of your hair, but if you're all over everybody (literally and figuratively) and you have no intention of getting involved sexually, you'll wind up creating frustration for everyone involved. Tone your come-hither ways down a bit. You don't need to go overboard to get someone's attention.